So I did some searching. A quick Google search of the words on the back of the card revealed that it was from a song called “Blow” by an artist called Ke$ha. I don’t get what that has to do with anything, really. It doesn’t sound like a particularly good song, and there’s not much to take from the lyrics other than what seems like abstract threats of violence.
I also watched the music video. It seems like every music video is designed to be as weird as possible. There was a party with that one guy from Dawson’s Creek, a bunch of unicorns in suits, and who I assume is Ke$ha. I don’t see why people like her so much. She can’t sing, and she’s not particularly attractive. Maybe things have just changed since I was young, though. But anyway, I’m rambling. She’s at a party or something with all these suited unicorns and Dawson’s Creek Guy, and then the start…shooting at each other for some reason? And evidently unicorns bleed rainbows. But then Ke$ha kills DCG and mounts his head on the wall. Like I said, it’s weird and makes no sense.
I’ve stayed locked up in the house since I discovered the couple yesterday. I’m absolutely terrified. I can’t go out. It doesn’t feel safe out there. But anyway, I checked out the house a bit more. After all, it’s not like the couple really cares anymore. There’s a cellar and an attic that I can hide in if need be. They’d maybe buy me a bit of time.
I don’t even know what to do anymore. This…this isn’t right. It’s completely unnatural. Nothing about this makes sense.
I’m so scared. I’m scared for my life over a myth. I don’t know what to do anymore.